Monday, December 26, 2005

dATE AFTER dEATH PART TWO

Now it is time to tell you what exactly I did to make my date after my death possible. Now, you might ask, why was it so important for me to go on this 'date' of all things..But this date was no ordinary date, it was a date I was supposed to have with a really special person, my granny.
She was the most important person in my life. So it was all the more important for me to make this date possible.
I knew that there was only one person who could help me with this problem who was none other than God! But when I was alive, I had never taken time out for him. So asking him, would be a problem I went to him determined to get help.
I explained my problem to him and I also stated the importance of the date.
God listened to me carefully and then said that it was quite impossible for me to go back to the earth and it was completely impossible for my granny to come to heaven. So this date seemed difficult. But I requested God to help me make it possible. God consented and said he would think of something to help me. My problem was so strange that even God had to think!
Finally God came up with a plan. It was not possible for my granny to reach heaven because she had some more years to live. It was not possible for me to go back to the earth because I had died in a well publicized car accident, and my presence on the earth will raise suspicion among the other people on the earth.
So it was arranged that the date had to be somewhere between earth and heaven. Since you do not know where heaven is, it is difficult for you to find a place between earth and heaven. Let me make it simpler, the moon is situated between the earth and the heaven. So our date was going to happen on the moon. Everything was arranged.
As I said earlier, I am waiting for my date who is none other than my granny to come and pick me up for our first date after my death , on the moon. My granny has just come. We will now leave for our date. Sounds really strange, doesn't it? Well that was my 'dATE AFTER dEATH'!

Thursday, December 22, 2005

dATE AFTER dEATH

Procrastination is a serious problem! Well ! I am not here to tell you about "Procrastination and its remedies" but I am going to........Well you will come to know for yourself!
I was a famous journalist! I owned a news agency and a printing press,all at a very young age. Success was dancing on my lap! Well , just incase , you are wondering over the 'PAST TENSE' in my previous sentences, let me tell you that now I am no more! Right now, I am waiting for my date to pick me up for our first date. Actually I should say, my date has to pick me up for our first date after my death.
Don't let your jaws drop! I will explain...
As I said earlier, I was very successful in life but every successful person has his or her share of virtues and vices. The only bad quality that I had, was my habit of postponing things or in other words 'procrastination'. My work was never complete on time. I had made the dentists, my family and friends, and almost everyone wait ...
All of them had to wait till I consented to meet them because I eventually postponed single meeting with every single person. I felt life was just too long and that I have ample amount of time to complete all my work..
But destiny had something else in store for me. I died in a really well publicized car mishap. I had loads of work to be completed. All of them were postponed by me thinking I will do it some day. But now, there was no 'someday' that was going to come. Among the list of my incomplete things, was this date I was supposed to have with my date of course, which I had indefinitely postponed.
I felt miserable. I should have gone on this date . POOR THING! My date would have felt miserable having learnt about me and my death and about our now non-existent date..
But I knew I could not let this happen. But what could I do?
Well.......I will tell you in my next blog..!